About Me
- Weapon of Mass Distraction
- I'm cooler, smarter and better than you can possibly imagine. A joke to describe me a bit: Q: "Why did the surrealist cross the road?" A: "Twenty-six pop tarts." 7 Random facts you don't know about Chad: 1.) Chad has been to all the states in the Continental USA. But not Hawaii or Alaska since it involves flying and/or going through Canada, two things Chad is reluctant to do. 2.) Chad has been on TV a half dozen times and surprisingly not once on Cops. Chad even once helped produce and write an A&E documentary. And it wasn't porn! 3.) Chad is an insomniac and will go for days without sleep. This can be a good or bad thing. 4.) Chad is the first person in his family to graduate college. He is also the first to have a thing called student loans. Bummer. 5.)Chad is allergic to chocolate. But he eats it anyway. Yum. 6.) Chad has only two random fears. Bugs and flying. Don't ask why. 7.) Chad tries not to speak nor write in the third-person about himself, but has been known to slip up in the past. Chad's pen name is secret.